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BabyRage Bday Bash

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Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	6639

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8125	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

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I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

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Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimension Hops:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	196
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4758	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockBreakUpBay

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6237
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3