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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6392 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
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