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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5822 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
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