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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6486 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
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