Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 6217 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY