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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9254 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 7778 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.