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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2631 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.