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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6765 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 7224 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.