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ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	8808	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	486695
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	7415	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9982	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5211	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GratefulCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPigCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zombie Power Co.

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join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1