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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2696 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!