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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6330 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6491 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!