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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7017 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9349 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!