Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dimension Hops: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Villages Defended: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mines Excavated: 1741
    Emeralds Found: 1154 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8110
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2846 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 91 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 New Chunks Explored: 132816
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Animals Bred: 69
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Potions Brewed: 106
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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