haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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