haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Secret Passages Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

    Server Overview:

    A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

    Links:

    Discord Server

    Trailer on YouTube

    Images:

    The Western Front (With Defenses)

    The Central Powers

    The Triple Entente

    The Eastern Front

    The Gallipoli Campaign

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
    Can I choose any country to fight for? Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
    What kind of defenses can I create? Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
    Are there different fronts to battle on? Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 408644 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

    Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9156 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

    ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

    So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3660 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4514 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 7115
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Farms Harvested: 464

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Enchantments Applied: 259

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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