Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Love Letters Sent: 9
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY