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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8497 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7241 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.