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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8603 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.