Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Magic Items Found: 7999 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Farms Harvested: 521
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

    Apple Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ores Mined: 5216
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GooglyMinecraftSMP

    GooglyMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Crops Grown: 5370 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCIARecruit2021

    CreeperCIARecruit2021
    If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

    Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRumble

    RedstoneRumble
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Crops Grown: 3460
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magic Items Found: 2654
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CytoNetwork

    CytoNetwork

    Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3464 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OmegaBlock

    OmegaBlock

    Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Crops Grown: 6859 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name r/place Minecraft
    Description We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
    IP boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Discord https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

    PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I change blocks on the canvas? Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
    How do I get a spray can? You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
    What is the IP for the server? The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
    What is Boring SMP? Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Potions Brewed: 49 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

    Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

    Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

    Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP
    🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

    😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

    🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Zombie Dances: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

    HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!
    Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

    So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

    Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait
    u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

    we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

    but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plant AI Paradise

    Plant AI Paradise
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

    I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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