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CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	166	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Emeralds Found:	8417	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	1910
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3512

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6213
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Star Shards Collected:	205	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3