PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

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Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

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Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

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Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3826
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	5187
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Animals Bred:	75	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

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Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7678	Villages Defended:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

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Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

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Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Feed or grief, your choice! HungryCraft – where hunger games meets building fun!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we follow the rule of survival of the fittest! We believe in tough love and tough gameplay, so if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of our pixelated kitchen.

Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.

And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.

So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2