join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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