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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Emeralds Found: 4085 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY