Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY