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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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