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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Mines Excavated: 3796 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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