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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Enchantments Applied: 225

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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