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So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Magic Items Found: 4369 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Dragons Tamed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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