Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the confusion of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to have a more feminine body in Minecraft, only to realize that getting railed by coom brains isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re just tired of feeling uncomfortable in your own blocky skin and want to explore your true identity without judgment.

Forget about AGP, dysmorphia, or being labeled a “tranny” – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior princess, a magical unicorn, or a potato with legs.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us today and start your epic journey to self-discovery in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7282
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

    The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!
    Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

    Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

    But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

    But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

    Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

    So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9243
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

    GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

    Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7218
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Villages Defended: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

    Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

    Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

    So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

    TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!
    Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

    Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

    But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Magic Items Found: 5319 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

    Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

    Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7087 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

    Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

    Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?
    Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

    Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ores Mined: 1257
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

    Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 New Chunks Explored: 684702
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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