PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	74347
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	5133	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Star Shards Collected:	187

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	114	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3507
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ores Mined:	7559	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	72	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Animals Bred:	166	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9552
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9053
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

Airport, Attack, boom, CASUALTIES, Chinese, Chinese nationals, convoy, current events, diplomatic crisis, explosion, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, KaboomCraft, Karachi, massive explosion, News, Pakistan, security threat, targeted attack, Terrorism, tragic event, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

building, challenge server, competitive, Defending Base, Dungeon, faction warfare, Factions, factions server, Fartctions, Fractured, Modded, players riding dragons, PvP, Rlcraft, Season, strategic depth, Strategizing, survival challenges, survival server, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
Can I use any mods on the server?	Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
How often is the server reset?	The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.