Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Buildings Constructed: 23
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 180 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ores Mined: 4485 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Emeralds Found: 1800
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4933 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Ores Mined: 7789 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3745
    Emeralds Found: 3519 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 New Chunks Explored: 318664
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Mines Excavated: 1386
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5127
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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