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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	887626

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6452	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7344

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3613	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	382421
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	6404
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	1787	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	3076
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3