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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 308
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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