PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

    TiplessTavern Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 75
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

    LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

    Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

    Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

    So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

    Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftySuccessLand

    CraftySuccessLand
    Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

    TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

    our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

    if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Trust Theories Over Science

    Trust Theories Over Science
    so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

    join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

    so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 245
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

    Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
    LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Emeralds Found: 6181
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

    Supported versions: 1.16.5+

    More detailed information on the website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8935
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1799
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

    Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21
    IP TreeSMP.mc.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Server Information:

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

    2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

    3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

    Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

    4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

    Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

    5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

    No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CutieCraft Minecraft Server

    CutieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

    Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

    AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

    This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

    QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

    Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender
    HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

    IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 486 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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