PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 805

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

    Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
    LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 4827 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 499 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Farms Harvested: 112

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

    Supported versions: 1.16.5+

    More detailed information on the website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 116 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

    Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21
    IP TreeSMP.mc.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Server Information:

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

    2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

    3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

    Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

    4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

    Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

    5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

    No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CutieCraft Minecraft Server

    CutieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Mines Excavated: 4545
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

    Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

    AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

    This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6226 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

    QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

    Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender
    HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

    IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

    Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DebateCraft: Kids Edition

    DebateCraft: Kids Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

    Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FriendshipCraft SMP

    FriendshipCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

    Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyLaughter

    CraftyLaughter
    The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8035
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 179
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Plastic Baby Boom Server

    Plastic Baby Boom Server
    Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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