PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Items Found:	4963
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1984
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	1833

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Crops Grown:	5730
Mines Excavated:	1598	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	802	Animals Bred:	69
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3410	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	277
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.