PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Buildings Constructed: 46
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Void Gems Collected: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • YumBitsGrossBits

    YumBitsGrossBits
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Farms Harvested: 798 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HanKangLitCraft Server

    HanKangLitCraft Server
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

    LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

    and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Animals Bred: 75
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

    SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun
    so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

    Romania Dreams Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 273 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 393 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

    InventFailz – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NeverlandCraft

    NeverlandCraft
    Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

    So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 86458 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

    CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius
    come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

    imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

    so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

    ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Animals Bred: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

    LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Emeralds Found: 6776
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

    NoHubbyNoPartyCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

    So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9076 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 194 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5546 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

    CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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