PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CreeperCIARecruit2021

    CreeperCIARecruit2021
    If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

    Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Emeralds Found: 2954

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRumble

    RedstoneRumble
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CytoNetwork

    CytoNetwork

    Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OmegaBlock

    OmegaBlock

    Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name r/place Minecraft
    Description We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
    IP boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Discord https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

    PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I change blocks on the canvas? Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
    How do I get a spray can? You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
    What is the IP for the server? The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
    What is Boring SMP? Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

    Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

    Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 167
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3467
    Runes Activated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

    Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP
    🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

    😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

    🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6056 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

    HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!
    Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

    So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

    Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait
    u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

    we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

    but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5011 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plant AI Paradise

    Plant AI Paradise
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

    I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Potions Brewed: 42 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

    SypherPK is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on various video games, particularly Fortnite. With a large following of over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and 2 million followers on Twitch, SypherPK is respected for his skill in gaming and entertaining content. He is also known for his positive attitude and helpful approach towards his viewers, often providing tips and strategies to help them improve their own gameplay.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

    About The Club SMP

    About Us:

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup:

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks:

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

    Application:

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    Join our Discord Server here!

    Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is The Club SMP? The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction.
    How do I join the server? Follow the application process outlined above.
    What mods are allowed on the server? We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players.
    Can I join if I am under 18? Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
    Where is the server located? The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and generic manga series that don’t have what it takes to be the next big thing? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Unlike DanDaDan, our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy storylines, and mind-blowing world-building that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our arcs are anything but recycled and repetitive – each one is a unique and thrilling experience that will leave you wanting more.

    And don’t even get us started on the characters! Forget about anime archetypes, we’ve got a cast of wacky and unforgettable personalities that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure.

    So why waste your time on forgettable garbage when you can join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7460 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Secret Griefer in Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Griefer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground kpop dance party where you can show off your best moves and impress all the other players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to cuddle up with an explosive friend? And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano – just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy!

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity player like Steve Jobs or Notch himself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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