Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Dimension Hops: 5 Void Gems Collected: 20
Emeralds Found: 6575 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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