Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Love Letters Sent: 11
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Falling into the Void: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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