PixelPatriotsVSCommies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7860
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	2236	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2804
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7904	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1599
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2