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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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