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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 274 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
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