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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2555 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Crops Grown: | 6204 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be surrounded by fellow render-challenged individuals, but you’ll also have the opportunity to witness the epic creations of our resident master renderer. They’re so good, they make Picasso look like a preschooler with finger paints. And hey, maybe if you stick around long enough, you might even pick up a tip or two (but let’s be real, probably not).
So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re constantly reminded of your lack of talent? Join us, where mediocrity reigns supreme and failure is celebrated! Who needs skill when you can have a good laugh instead?