Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dimension Hops: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Star Shards Collected: 260
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3687 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 397 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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