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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4564 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!