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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Dragons Tamed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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