Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4781	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	828

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2205

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	93
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Star Shards Collected:	157

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	New Chunks Explored:	836374

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4045	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	76	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated October 1, 2024

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

Updated October 1, 2024

RegrettableCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

Updated October 1, 2024

Moon Chill Zone

Updated October 1, 2024

CartoonCraftLaughs

Updated October 1, 2024

NukeFearNotMC

Updated October 1, 2024

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

Updated October 1, 2024

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

Updated October 1, 2024

ParentalVacayNoWay

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9985
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4563
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3