Pixelated Pranks & Giggles: Where Creeper Screenshots and Keylogger Chaos Reign Supreme!

CentristsCraft: Where we all agree to disagree (and build epic structures together!)

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Welcome to the most politically neutral Minecraft server in existence – Centrists! Here, we don’t take sides, we build bridges (literally, because our players are amazing at building epic bridges in the game).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly torn between two equally compelling but opposite factions – the Sheep Party and the Cow Coalition. Will you choose to protect the sheep from the evil clutches of the cows, or will you join forces with the cows to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime? The choice is yours (and it’s really not that serious, it’s just Minecraft).

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Wars, where players fight to the death using only blocks as weapons. We’ve had epic battles involving giant dirt fortresses, diamond pickaxe duels, and even explosive melon cannons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought in a Block War.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn appears in our server, granting one lucky player the power of flight for 24 hours. Rumor has it that the unicorn is actually a disguised admin, but we prefer to keep the mystery alive (and the flying fun going).

So what are you waiting for? Join Centrists today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of Centrists, the only extreme we tolerate is extremely fun gameplay.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crops Grown:	1678	Animals Bred:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

easysurvive.net [1.20.4]

247server, afk protection, bedrock, Community, cross-platform, crossplay, Economy, friendly-atmosphere, Geyser, Geysermc, Grief, Grief Prevention, Griefing, Marriage, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, Mobarena, no gambling, no loot crates, no swearing, noswearing, Paper, play anywhere, Raiding, smp, Survival, tnt grief healing, Towny, Vampires, VAULT

easysurvive.net is a Cross-platform, Survival, Towny and Minigames server where our first priority is making sure our players have the best time possible!

CROSS PLATFORM MADE FOR EVERY PLAYER.(Bedrock) port 25565

NO CHAT SPAM FOR PAID PRODUCTS. (We like it that way)NO GAMBLING.NO LOOT CRATE/BOXES EVER.NO SWEARING.

———-KEY FEATURES———*Survival (1.20.4) ViaVersion enabled for newer clients*MCMMO*Economy Player And Server Driven*Minigames Such as Mob Arena*Towny, Own And live In a Town*Vampires*Marriage*Play Anywhere *12hr afk for default users*No Swearing or Profanity for a friendly atmosphere*2 Homes can be set as a default Survivalist

Raid the wilds and its inhabitants to become feared and respected.Or Move into a town and be a member of a actual virtual community.

The choice is yours how you’ll enjoy our server so discover your own path on easysurvive.net!

normal grief is never undone along with buildings to ensure story continuity! (tnt grief heals)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zurve SMP: Where you can parkour in vehicles, dig up fossils, and get paid for it! Join now for free ranks!

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Welcome to Zurve Minecraft server!

Jobs \| Ranks \| Very new server it’s a work in progress!

Server Information
IP Address: Zurve.mcserv.fun
Latest Minecraft Version: 1.20.4

Join us in Discord: Discord

We strive to create a laid back friendly atmosphere where players can have a lot of fun and enjoy the game at their own pace.

Features:

Free Ranks
Kits
Crates
Jobs
Land Claiming
MCMMO
Slimefun
Parkours
Vehicles
Fossils and Artifacts
Multiple Worlds

FAQs:

1. How can I earn money in the server?

You can earn money by joining various jobs available in the game. You can also win money through crates and completing parkours.

2. How can I claim land in the server?

You can use a Golden Shovel to claim land. You receive 500 claim blocks hourly and can earn more claim blocks in the future through different ways.

3. What is the benefit of ranking up in the server?

Ranking up unlocks more features and abilities for the player, such as setting more set homes and unlocking different vehicles and shops.

4. What is Slimefun and how does it work?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds various items and features to the game. Players can explore these new additions and have fun with them in the server.

5. Are there different worlds in the server?

Yes, there are different worlds available in the server including a Peaceful World with no monsters, a Monster World with all mobs, and a Flatland World with all monsters.

6. How can I access creative mode in the server?

You can access creative mode by reaching the highest tier crate rank that allows you to have creative mode for free.

7. Can I participate in parkours in the server?

Yes, there are parkours available in the server where you can win keys for crates as well as money.

8. How can I join different jobs in the server?

You can join all jobs available in the server to earn money by participating in various activities in the game.

9. Are there any special items to collect in the server?

Players can find Fossils and Artifacts while mining ores in the server, adding a unique and interesting aspect to gameplay.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FunnyCraft – LOLs and Llamas in Minecraft! Join Us Now for Epic Adventures! #1 Fun Server!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join our FFXIV Edition server for the ultimate gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

Early access? Check. Release date? Check. In-game events that will blow your mind? Double check! We’ve got everything you need to have a fantastic time in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t even get me started on the crazy meetups we have planned. From Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, you’ll never be bored with the events we have in store.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server today and get ready for the gaming experience of a lifetime. Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Da Cabrere: Vanilla like vanilla ice cream, but with more creepers and less sprinkles.

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Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

To join, you will have to be in our discord server and make a request! Add me on discord – Jaylowa and i’ll send you the link.

This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server only for players in Australia?	No, players from other countries are also allowed to join.
Do you have /tp or /spawn commands?	No, there is no /tp or /spawn commands on this server.
Are cracked players allowed on the server?	No, cracked players are not welcome on this server.
How can I join the server?	You will need to be in the discord server and make a request to join.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, you can make suggestions in the discord server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OverdoseCraft – The only Minecraft server where the only thing you overdose on is fun and creativity! Join now for a high like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where our players are so addicted to the game, they’re willing to risk their lives for a chance to keep playing! Want to experience the rush of trying to mine diamonds while on the verge of passing out from an overdose? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and fighting off zombies? With our server, the possibilities are endless (and slightly dangerous).

So come on over and join us for a game that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you take one of those “special” pills we don’t recommend). You won’t regret it (but your doctor might)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BootyCraft – The land of big booty looty! Join ‘Phantom’ for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

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Oh, you haven’t heard of our legendary Minecraft server? Well let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks. And believe it or not, the rollercoaster actually worked! You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve ridden a diamond rollercoaster, trust me.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with talking mushrooms. Yes, you heard me right, talking mushrooms! They’ll tell you jokes, give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and even challenge you to mushroom dance-offs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster, and have deep conversations with fungi? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, and we guarantee you’ll never want to leave once you join. Join today and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SoaringSurvival

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» Daily Quests Earn rewards for killing mobs, placing blocks, and more!

» Vote Rewards Want to help support us while helping yourself? You got it.

» Skills Want to gain more health? Need to jump higher? Level up those skills!

» Events

Want to show off your cool building skills? Need to show that you’re the best seeker? We have your back.

» Friendly Community We’re all friends here. If you don’t feel welcome, let us know and we’ll solve that problem.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Silvermons: Where the Pixelmon wear fancy hats and participate in weekly talent shows!

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Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Game Version	Minecraft 1.16.5 with Pixelmon Reforged
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link to Modpack)

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.
What is the level cap on the server?	The server has a custom level cap that players can progress through.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on Silvermons?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that values fair gameplay for all players.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, the server hosts Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats for players to enjoy.
How can I become a Gym Leader or participate in Player Gyms?	Players can apply to become Gym Leaders and participate in the unique Player Gyms system on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InstaCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Imaginative, multiplayer, No Griefing, No pvp, non-competitive, Peaceful, player interaction, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, unique gameplay, Virtual Economy, virtual world

Hypixel	InstaCraft
Large player base	Small friendly community
Wide variety of mini-games	Normal survival gameplay
Active forums and community events	Player-run economy
Regular updates and new content	Player vs Environment focus
Land claim system to protect against griefing	Grief-free and theft-free gameplay

FAQ:

Which server has a larger player base?: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to InstaCraft.
What type of gameplay is available on InstaCraft?: InstaCraft offers normal survival gameplay with a focus on player vs environment.
What features does Hypixel have to protect against griefing?: Hypixel has a land claim system in place to protect players against griefing.
Which server has a more community-oriented feel?: InstaCraft has a small, friendly community compared to the larger, more competitive community on Hypixel.
Does InstaCraft have regular updates and new content?: InstaCraft may not have as frequent updates as Hypixel, but it offers a stable player-run economy and a grief-free environment.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	625408
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	671	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Imagine this: you join our server and immediately you’re surrounded by Swedish girls who are just waiting to be seduced by your Minecraft skills. Build them a house made out of meatballs and lingonberry sauce and watch as they fall head over heels for you. Trust us, this is the only Minecraft server where seducing Swedish girls is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start enchanting those Swedish beauties with your redstone wizardry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	8141
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Details
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Server Goal	Transparent and welcoming community
Plugins	Handpicked for performance and mapping
Community	Over 250 members and growing
Website	perfectumsmp.com

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

Can I join the server?

Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

Does the server have events?

Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

How can I stay updated on community news?

Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

Is there a server map available?

Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

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Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3