Pixelated Potatoes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	10	Star Shards Collected:	201
Potions Brewed:	189	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1106	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Void Armor Forged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2028
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	233
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8654
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	218
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchantments Applied:	273
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3248	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	7315	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3361
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4